|One of my favorite jokes ever!|
|There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. |
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Well I was supposed to shoot a model today but had to reschedule it for next week. Im really excited to be back on that side of the lens! As much as I love modeling and love love love being in front of the camera, I am always eager to get behind the camera and learn about that aspect of this business. I have taken some beautiful pictures of girls in the past and this girl is really pretty so it should go well! :)
Well here I am with my new blog. Mostly I am just going to be posting my nudie pics and talking about what life is like as a BBW model. Hopefully some of you will find it interesting :) Here is a pic of me to get this blog started! You can always check out more free pics of me at http://www.bbwangelgirl.com