Well I decided to take the plunge and re-design my site. It really needed it! I wanted a larger design more geared towards 1024x768 resolution and up. Even when I had a small monitor I had the resolution set to at least that so I dont think its a big stretch to design a little larger. I totally love the brighter colors and am proud that I did it all myself! I have not designed a whole website for quite a long time and I taught myself lots of new stuff while doing this one! Fun but a little scary too :)
Ok on to the Free Porn! Hehe...
Above is a pic from one of my most recent sets of pics :) Hope ya like it! :D
And on to the joke :)
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I
get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time
I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich
one more time,
I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage,
and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the ! ! bologna and jumped to his death as
well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to
him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me.
He makes his own lunch!
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