Sunday Morning Sex

Yet another twisted joke from me to you ;)

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied:
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny: "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued: "He'd still be alive today if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

*lol* :D

You have to love a good blonde joke, this is good :)

Heres a new pic :) Hope you enjoy the pic and the joke! *mwah*

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then
turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,...............Let's
put all these frosted flakes back in the box."