Cute joke and a pic!

I got a cute joke sent to me this morning and I thought I would share it with you so here goes...

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.

I also want to share a pic of me in an adorable shirt that a wonderful webgirl sent to me because it has Angel Girl written all over it ;) So here it is and I hope you like it!!!

Marketing and other boring stuff...

You know for every hour I spend having fun and actually creating dirty pics and vids for my site I spend at least 3-4 times the amount of time promoting myself and driving traffic! I try to stay on a schedule for working and it has really started to pay off and work out well for me. I never would have thought 4 years ago that this job would be so much work but I am proud that I do everything myself! My passions for the site arent only in front of the camera lens, I love being behind the camera, I love thinking up new stuff to do and flexing my creativity. I love being able to code and design graphics... Its truly my dream job and includes all the things I love to be doing!!!

This isnt my dream job but its damn funny!!! ~ Flash Thingy!!!

The things I do for nice pics :)

Drove to the beach yesterday... Amazing how different the climate is on the coast! It was only in the 50's and I froze my ass off but I still got naked and shot pictures :) It was actually great for shooting since it was so cold and really foggy. There werent many people on the beach and we shot with no problems and nobody walking by at all! Heres a peek at the rewards of my efforts!!! :D

More pinup obsession...

Ya im way way interested in pinups and retro pics etc, I always have been but that burlesque show the other day kicked it into overdrive! I am really loving anything vargas! Tons of awesome pinup artists out there though! Cant get enough of Bettie Page, love her style! Anyway here are a few of my fave pinups right now... totally cool stuff!!! :D

Burlesque...

I was having a pretty chill day at home today, Im not feeling that great the last couple of days... only like half sick, just enough to make me miserable! Anyway, I happened to catch a documentary about the old Burlesque Queens of the 40's, 50's and 60's! I was absolutely mesmerized by the whole thing! I kind of knew what burlesque was but I didnt really understand the amount of skill involved. What a beautiful thing to watch! Im totally obsessed now with all sorts of retro ideas running around in my head and cant wait to turn some of these ideas into a reality for the site!!!

Check out this link to read about the documenary "Pretty Things"


And Burlesque Queen Betty Rowland dancing!

Just cuz I make porn dosnt mean Im a slutty tramp!!!

Sometimes(no a lot of the time) I get the distinct impression that people think im a whore because I get naked on the internet. I get at least 50 emails a week from guys wanting to meet me for a fuck. I get another 10 or 20 from guys who want to pay me to fuck them. Just for the record, im not a freaking hooker guys! I do this because to me its an art form and a way to express myself as a sexy fat girl in a media rich society that gets their daily dose of life and "reality" from the idiot box! We have been brainwashed people! Brainwashed by toothpaste, makeup, lotion, diet and hair treatment commercials into thinking we arent good enough as we are! Im just trying to be myself, have fun and make enough money so I can continue to work from home. Thats all, im simple really! Be true to yourself and go watch this wmv file cuz it cracks me up! This guy definately isnt afraid to be himself ;)

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